dating for timepass?

you want to create a new OCD-called the serial dating syndrome just cause you are an ACD-attention deficit syndrome,you can’t stand not getting attention…why dont ya just sit down!.. :P.

Things to do…alternative to this dating thingie(comeon dont be a silly gurlie who just want to be in love all the time)

• wash your hair with medicare shampoo to remove those  hairbrained ideas
• walk the dog(it’s easier than training men 😛 and women:P and human beings to sum it up 😛 )
• train a parrot to sing and headbang
• walk on the dead sea and see it for yourself how salty your feet must feel
• go to and invade a neighbouring place and implement your ideologies even if they dont like it(courtesy king julien)
• teach english grammar to chinese and japanese or learn their chinglish in exchange
• practice stunts by balakrisha and rajinikanth…(na na na dont say me you cant do the rajinicant)
• or may be just chant if you cant 😛  (oh no no,not the nityananda way)
• call teleshopping networks and enquire about all their products and hangup or hang them
• participate in all mtv nuiscence like roadies,splitzville and such infantile reality shows
• create a documentary on hyd-traffic sense and post it on youtube
• interview ramaiyya’s and krishnamurthy’s students–Poor souls of IIT aspirants (make sure you have someone to take you when you faint,or google-i’m feeling lucky)
• start a hyderabadi hindi coaching center in mumbai and such place+study material and exam questions-free free free
• Make hyderabadi hindi compulsory to get immigerated to hyd–scores tougher than gre-toefl–
• swat flies,mosquitoes–remove that reason for unexplained lethargy by doing this herculean task
• sell french fries outside gym
• run a marathon to abolish bhenji-ism—bhenjis hai hai..band karo bheji-ism
• learn american accent from mnc employees and how to be an american
• give auto-walas a ride for a day and charge them a brick…once that brick falls on their own head,they will know..
• write a book on hyderabad traffic management for dummies,autowalas,road-romeo bikers and side walkers,slow-poke bicyclers
• appeal to government to ban cojas(eunuch) troubling commuters at the signal(dunno what signals them to do so)
• or sell proper cosmetic,saree,blouse and such things to eunuchs
• stalk celebrities on facebook,twitter,glitter
• stop eating idli,dosa,wada patented for breakfast…break this itenary fast
• eat lemon grass,and such nutritious item and puke instead
• clear thin air…no gassing…be a good environmentalist–keep eno,hajmola,kayam churan,air freshner handy
• and last but not the least–be a serial blogger to a serial dater
• install brain with a reliable firewall to trash all dating books,online advice and such coy malware

see what happened to nityananda when he dated for timepass… ROFL..even if hamsters inspire you..feel and act like a human being for you own well being 😛

dont choke yourself by dating all frogs and frog princess…coz timepass is a priceless non-chalance.donot waste this non-chalance on non-chalantant relations.

shoo shoo dating for timepass…i got no time to pass such dates who will eventually become a tense past-tense

ask that cupid not to spam your tiny little head…(omg you won lottery! …shut up,dont believe it,its spaaaaaaaaaaam)

duh